Hah! What if you could only speak in 140 characters? http://j.mp/SH4W7

Wed. Oct 7th, 6-8pm: @chefame, @eatingcrowe & @philebrity + 5 tons of sand @pytphilly @thepiazza = THE BIG CLAM BAKE http://j.mp/dAWU9

Cherry Hill malling it up today with the lady. She looks cute in these dresses.

Chatted with the judge for our wedding. Now to call for transportation AND to do some work.

I just ousted @alexknowshtml as the mayor of Indy Hall on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/4dofP

I’m at Indy Hall (20 North 3rd St, Across from Church, Philadelphia). http://bit.ly/4dofP

Alex likes the whiskey. (@ @srcasm’s grandparents’ house in Rydal w/ @alexknowshtml) http://bit.ly/FJ6bQ

Thinking of Canada for the honeymoon. Any recommended places to go or places to stay while we’re up there? Please share.

OMG, you’re a woman? OMG, you’re a horse? OMG, you’re a broomstick?

Still having sone tasty scotch at my grandparents house with @alexknowshtml and @beyondreality.